Past Deadline: Looking for Meta Bolism and Will Power

Posted: June 16, 2013 in Past Deadline, Perth Courier, Stephanie Gray, Stephanie Gray Communications
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Here’s Past Deadline from the June 6/13 issue of The Perth Courier:

 

Looking for Meta Bolism and Will Power

Once the weather started warming up, I hauled out my summer duds.

Something went terribly wrong.

Some capris didn’t seem to fit as well as they did last year. The blue ones were a little tight. So were the beige ones. And…oh dear.

I couldn’t even blame the new washing machine since those clothes had not yet been introduced to it.

No, I knew exactly who to blame: Groom-boy.

Okay. Not Groom-boy. Just because he does the vast majority of the grocery shopping for the household doesn’t mean I have to reciprocate by eating the vast majority of it.

What it boils down to is a combination of long-time bad habits and a lengthy winter of sitting and eating, during which time my dear friend Meta Bolism packed up and left town. I will have to get moving – and I mean really moving – to recover this friend. While I’m at it, I should look for Meta’s crony, Will Power.

Will Power used to stand beside me and convince me not to snack so much – a mental hand slapper. I’m pretty good at leaving junk food in a store, but not so good at ignoring it if it’s in the house. Or on my plate.

I’ve thought a lot about how to incorporate more exercise into my schedule. Very recently it occurred to me the time I seem to have the most control over is early in the morning. (You know, when I am sleeping.)

Eureka! I should take advantage of this! (As if this is the first time I have ever had this thought.)

I wish I could tell you I love getting up early and that this Grand Plan is not doomed to failure. I am MUCH better at staying up late and getting things done, but exercising too close to bedtime wakes me up, which means I don’t sleep well, which is bad news for everyone near me the next day.

So, the Grand Plan was to work on going to bed a tiny bit earlier each night and waking up a wee smidge sooner – a process stretching over several weeks until voila! I have enough time to do some exercise before the work day starts.

Such a good, logical plan, but why is it so hard to implement? Probably because the routine has been around for a kazillion years or so.

Anyway, baby steps have been taken and minutes are being won incrementally, but it’s hard to prevent pessimism from overtaking this contest.

And then I went away on a conference.

I love conferences. I learn lots and someone feeds me, takes away the dirty dishes and makes my bed. Truly awesome.

But it’s not home, so sometimes sleep is tricky, and when the alarm goes off it’s, well, alarming. And it can seem super early.

Plus there is all that sitting and eating and sitting and eating. As proud as I am that I skipped dessert for all but one meal and I watched portion sizes, it was still more than I would normally eat. For instance, you won’t find anyone eating a full breakfast of bacon, eggs and potatoes at my house every morning. Even a little of that is a lot.

Needless to say, that didn’t help me to fit comfortably into the dress I brought for the last day.

Anyway, this is a new week full of lots or mornings and evenings to work with, and there is always the possibility of a positive outcome.

Besides, for all those times I wake up before my alarm to stew about things, I might as well make good use of the time.

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